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If I could go to the bar more than once a week, I totally would. And not cuz I have a drinking problem, cuz I don’t; it took me over two hours tonight just to finish one drink. It’s because it’s my escape. My fun zone. During the week, it’s slow enough where I get to spend time talking with all the bartenders, but also on my own. I actually meet people. I get to socialize. And since the bartenders all know me, they watch over me and make sure no one messes with me. It’s my safe zone, yet a fun zone. I hung out with a few guys just shooting the shit. No expectations, just enjoying each other’s sarcastic company. I got to have fun with my mom. Joke around with the bartenders. Learn more about sports. And of course, I got to see him. It’s my home away from home. My safety net. My go-to spot whenever I wanna kick back, unwind, and have a good time.

Is it so bad I enjoy it so much?

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

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standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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